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ineedalight:

YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

ineedalight:

YES THANK YOU FUCK I DON’T SPEAK SOME CRYPTIC LANGUAGE WHERE I MEAN NOTHING THAT I SAY JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

(Source: duwub, via justmargaret)

everthorne:

IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS

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pumpkinshallucination:

They’re taking the DVD drive out of the MacBook

…I don’t know, Apple, sounds risky…

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johngreenismypatronus:

definingmymattering:

liamdryden:

rocketfists:

letstrythistumblrthingout:

John Green says something.

(From the TFiOS audiobook. No spoilers.)

I was hoping someone was gonna post this!

Real human being.

Hashtag Real John Green.

This might just be the most inspirational and beautiful thing I have ever heard John say, ever.

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